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[03 Jul 2011|10:58pm] |
fuck.
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| 019. |
[21 Jun 2011|12:00am] |
WARDED PRIVATE
People are disappearing and no one knows where they've gone to. Have they left Hogwarts? If so, how have they done it? There's no way out of this ruddy place without getting your soul sucked out of you. Are they hiding somewhere in Hogwarts? If so, where?
I'm going insane in this bloody dungeon of a school. I can't fucking do anything. If I do something, ANY of my goddamn family or friends might get tortured next.
I wish Michael would have asked me to go along with him. Maybe he might not have been caught. But if I were Michael, would I have asked anyone for help? Probably not.
You want to know what's absolutely ludicrous? At the beginning of the year, I was actually really excited about Quidditch, the prospect of captaining, playing, winning the Cup. Now I can't possibly care less about anything that used to matter to me. It all just seems so bloody stupid.
WARDED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY
If you had the chance to leave right now, would you go?
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[05 Jun 2011|04:49pm] |
WARDED TO YUE
What do you reckon is worse at this point: being in here or being out there?
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| 017. |
[10 May 2011|08:38pm] |
All right. I'm going to try to be civil about this. I'm going to extend this invite out to the entire student body:
Since we are given the option, I'm going to politely and respectfully talk to Headmaster Snape about reinstating Quidditch. I'd like to know if anyone else is interested.
If there are Inquisitorial Members who enjoy or play Quidditch and would like to see it reinstated, that would help a lot. Last I checked, Purist society didn't care about Quidd-- Nevermind.
I can either go myself, or people can come with me. Either way, a lot of players have worked very hard this year for the opportunity to play. It would mean a lot to some students if we would be able to continue, being that some are even considering careers in Quidditch. And I think we can all agree that it doesn't pose a threat to the student body as a whole.
So, anyone interested? Let me know.
WARDED TO TERRY
Happy birthday, Ter'. Bridget and I have something for you when you get the chance.
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[09 May 2011|10:18pm] |
Welcome to prison. No fun allowed. Grab the dementors, we're all set to go.
WARDED TO DECLAN
Quick query.
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[27 Apr 2011|08:47pm] |
WARDED TO TERRY
Are you all right? What happened? Bridget is worried.
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| 014. |
[25 Apr 2011|12:38am] |
WARDED TO DEMELZA AND MEGAN
Ladies, would it be all right if Ravenclaw booked the pitch on Friday this week? Urquhart decided, on a whim, he wanted Monday, which is of course normally Ravenclaw's day, but for some reason he wants it and whinged to the Carrows and kissed their hairy arses, so, now he has it.
Friday usually goes to Slytherin these days too. Remember the days which Captains would book it on a first-come, first-serve basis? I miss those days. The days of fairness.
Anyway, would it be all right with you two if I reserved Friday for Ravenclaw this week? Otherwise Ravenclaw will have no practice whatsoever, and while I wish we were good enough to stop practicing for a whole week, we truly do need it.
WARDED TO RAVENCLAW QUIDDITCH TEAM
Still waiting for the clear from Demelza and Megan, but Ravenclaw won't be practicing tomorrow because Urquhart's a wanker and decided he wants our Monday, along with his Thursday.
Since he so graciously gave up his Friday, we will be practicing on Friday instead. See you lot then. If there are any other problems, I'll let you know, but there shouldn't be. And no, this will not be a weekly occurrence.
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| 013. |
[20 Apr 2011|02:33pm] |
WARDED TO MOLLY, YUE & CAL
So, wait, hold on. Now can we hex Goyle? As if all year he hasn't been deserving enough. This is ridiculous, I wish I would have hexed him when I thought of it in the first place.
WARDED TO YUE
I don't even care if Molly and Cal aren't involved this time. You and I are doing something.
WARDED TO SOPHIA (added 20 minutes later)
Hey. You were there at dueling practice for the IS. I was wondering if you could tell me what exactly happened to Anthony. I've heard rumours, but since he's a friend and one of my players, I'd like to know the facts.
I always thought dueling was about wandwork. It's not dueling if your opponent doesn't have a wand to start out with. It's just torture. But I suppose that was the aim all along, under the guise of "schoolwork" and "learning".
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[14 Apr 2011|07:23pm] |
WARDED TO MOLLY
Meet me on the Pitch after dinner.
This is not a drill.
WARDED TO RAVENCLAW QUIDDITCH (MINUS MOLLY)
Practice is canceled tonight.
WARDED TO YUE
Wish me luck, mate. I hope to Merlin she likes this.
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| 011. |
[12 Apr 2011|07:15pm] |
Nothing about a fat little man with wings and a loincloth coming after me with his SHARP ARROW sounds appealing. Who invented this crazy holiday?
WARDED TO YUE
So uh.
It's not that Molly and I are a couple. I mean, if she snogged another bloke I'd probably kill him. But we haven't snogged. Probably my fault seeing as I haven't exactly made a move besides sleeping next to her and...smelling her hair.
But that's besides the point, okay? The point is...
The point is am I supposed to should I I want to I don't know if I should do something for Valentine's Day?
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| 010. |
[31 Mar 2011|06:08pm] |
WARDED TO MOLLY, YUE, & CAL
Pamphlets, newspapers, and magazines are stupid. No offense, Molls. I know you didn't work on these.
It's about that time. What time, you ask? THAT TIME when Nathan Boot becomes entirely too restless. I'm fucking tired of this nonsense, you know? I don't know why I thought that Quidditch match was going to go any differently than it did, but...
It's not just about Quidditch. It's about all of the sick stuff that's gone on. And I don't know who these Dumbledore's Army people are, or whoever else is writing this stuff, but I'm not entirely sure they know what they're doing.
So long story short, we have two Ravenclaws, a Gryffindor, and a Hufflepuff. If we put our heads together, I'm sure we can think of something good and execute it without getting caught.
I think, personally, we should target the IS. Make some ACTION happen. I have my heart set on Goyle after what he did to Anthony. Maybe we can find out what his favourite food is -- I'm thinking chocolates -- send them from a girl he fancies. Does he even fancy a girl? Will he even care when there's sweets in front of him? Whatever, anyway, point is, we'll make a Potion of Boils and put it in the chocolates. Maybe fix it so that the boils spell out "CHEATER" on his face or something, but that might require some complicated magic. I'll look into it. I didn't get an 'O' on my Potions OWL for nothing.
What do you think?
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| 009. |
[27 Mar 2011|11:18am] |
Good job, Slytherin. Looks like you're a shoo-in for the Quidditch Cup.
WARDED TO THE RAVENCLAW QUIDDITCH TEAM
Too hopeful, I guess, in my last entry. Can't really expect anything close to a "clean and fair match" from Slytherin.
You all did a great job. Sorry I wasn't in much of a mood for my usual pep talk at the end of the game. My knuckles are still bleeding from punching the wall so many tim
I think the team should go visit Anthony this afternoon, probably around 3:00. At least I'm going. If any of you want to join me, let me know.
WARDED TO ANTHONY
How are you feeling, mate?
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| 008. |
[26 Mar 2011|02:28am] |
Best of luck to Slytherin tomorrow. Looking forward to a good clean and fair match.
WARDED TO HEATHCLIFF
From this point on, I don't want you thinking of anything other than Quidditch. I want you to dream SNITCHES, you got me? I want you to DODGE bludgers with CHEETAH-LIKE REFLEXES.
I want you to look at our team like Knights of the Crusade, led by King Arthur (ie Nathan Boot, Esq.) and look at Slytherin's team like Unruly Evil Pagans of the World out to ruin our otherwise chaste society.
Actually, upon second thought...just catch the bloody snitch before Brandon does, would you?
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[22 Mar 2011|10:50pm] |
Well shite. Guess it's impossible to keep everyone "good & quiet" for long. I'm noodling a thought here, and call me mental but perhaps intimidation tactics don't always work. Maybe they actually backfire sometimes.
WARDED TO SEAMUS
Four on one, huh? I always knew you were a bigshot, but never to that extent.
If you need help next time, let me know. Or do dirty Irishmen only work alone? More fame and glory that way, I'd wager.
WARDED TO RAVENCLAW QUIDDITCH
Scheduling extra practice tomorrow night and maybe (if we're lucky) on Friday. I'm hoping Madame Hooch just realizes we're working hard to win fairly. You know, something Slytherin has never done. And now they have the Carrows backing them up.
If we don't win officially, let's make sure to win unofficially. Oh, fuck that.
I'm not trying to shoot us in the foot here though, we have a damn good team -- just as good if not better than Slytherin. We actually work as a cohesive group, something I've been drilling into you lot for a while. We're not individuals on that field, we're a cohesive unit. I have some solid plays I want to work out with you all before we play on Saturday.
Sophia, something I want you to consider -- you're going to be playing your boyfriend. I'm actually quite serious about potentially using that to our advantage. Nothing that could be considered a penalty, but I--er--have a few ideas.
Also Molly, you'll be our main reserve Keeper if anything happens to Anthony. I'm sitting Su out because of everything she's been dealing with. Anthony and Molly, I'll be working you both hard this week. Hufflepuff scored entirely too many goals last game against us. We have to up our defense.
I know we all have a lot on our minds between Unforgivables, people's parents, and people's pets and just...everything, but try to concentrate and get your heads in the game when you're on the Pitch. Think of it as a time to let your potential frustrations out that you wouldn't normally be able to. Always keep a cool head, though. Ravenclaw is known for not letting emotions rule their game. That is our biggest asset, no doubt.
All right, this written pep talk is long enough but except a few more in person this week. Also, yes I do thoroughly enjoy standing on my soapbox, thanks.
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[18 Mar 2011|10:19am] |
WARDED TO YUE
Woke up this morning and Molly was in my bed.
No we didn't have sex. We didn't even snog. We just talked and shite. And then we fell asleep.
This is...it's just fucking weird. I mean this is Molly, mate, you know? MOLLY.
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| 005. |
[16 Mar 2011|04:37pm] |
So I'm still trying to eat my way through all of the candy I won for the Gobstones Tourney. I've found that I can only eat just so much before I start getting punchy and bounce off the bloody walls. If anyone would like to help me eat through all of this before it goes straight to my thighs and arse, I'd be greatly appreciative. Have to maintain my figure, you know.
WARDED TO MOLLY & YUE
Listen I know I've been so busy it's ridiculous, between Quidditch and studying and then being tired because all I do is Quidditch and study, but there are a few things I want out of life right now:
1. To do something wicked. The Carrows are too comfortable. We need to light a fire under their arses.
2. A snog. There are a few options. I've been good and haven't snogged since Myra and I broke-up last year. And it's not that I haven't had offers. It's that, unfortunately, I'm respectful and all of that shite.
3. To win the Quidditch Cup. Don't tell me it's not going to happen. It WILL happen.
4. World Peace and a pageant crown.
If you lot can make that happen for me, that'd be great. Thanks.
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[03 Mar 2011|03:10pm] |
Thanks for the birthday wishes and the presents. Seriously couldn't have asked for a better group of friends. The great thing about my birthday is that Christmas comes just a bit before it, so I get a whole bunch of presents on Christmas and THEN people feel obligated to get me even MORE presents because I turn a year older. It's just a double-whammy of presents, and it's a brilliant system that I didn't even have to conduct. My parents did it for me.
Seriously though, I think I have an entire Quidditch outfit and an entire pirate outfit with hand props now. I think you lot are just perpetuating this giant fantasy-world I live in. But hey, at least I'm not in denial.
Speaking of fantasy and denial, you know what's NOT going to be fantasy? Ravenclaw winning the Quidditch Cup this year. I don't care that the odds are against us and that when Slytherin very clearly FOULS it's never called. It's going to be wicked when we win games with the odds very clearly stacked against us.
That means I'm calling practise after the welcome back feast. Don't you GROAN AT ME. Might as well whip out my new play book, my new Quidditch gloves, and broom polish, and maybe even strut with my sexy Appleby Arrows jersey (Like those shout-outs? Merlin I am smooth).
WARDED TO YUE
So tell me honestly. Did you have fun?
WARDED TO TERRY
Tried to convince mum and dad to let me go to school at Beauxbatons.
No-go.
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[01 Mar 2011|07:20pm] |
WARDED TO MOLLY CARMICHAEL
OI.
You gave my little sister peppermint lipgloss?
Who on Merlin's magical earth do you believe she will be snogging anytime this CENTURY?
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[18 Feb 2011|08:12pm] |
I'm really bloody NAFFED OFF I don't get to go to this gala and get all ponced up.
Oh wait, no I'm not.
WARDED TO TERRY
Can we talk about this snogging nonsense? Have you suddenly become a manwhore?
WARDED TO YUE
So. My family is mental.
Want to come spend Christmas with us?
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[16 Feb 2011|05:18pm] |
I thought blood quills were a torture technique certified by Umbridge, but I guess it's good to know that they're back. I'm guessing it's her leaving a little piece of her plump self at this school considering she's busy with the Muggle-Born Registration Commission.
Has anyone seen Filch? I don't think I've ever seen him smile so widely since two years ago -- he practically skips down the hallway. Merlin, he's like a whole new man! Happy Christmas, Filch. 'Tis the season for cruel and unusual punishment. Can't hang students from the ceiling by their toes though. Have to wait until Easter for that.
WARDED TO SIXTH YEARS (MINUS SLYTHERINS & IS MEMBERS)
All right, out with it. Who jinxed Carrow today in Dark Arts? Even though I couldn't tell the difference between his new boils and his old face warts, it was still pretty brill.
How's your hand, Ginny?
WARDED TO THE RAVENCLAW QUIDDITCH TEAM
I've a couple new plays to go over with you lot. You won't look at them if I just post them on the chalk board in the locker rooms, so you have 20 minutes to put on your gear -- girls meet in the boys' room. And don't complain about the smell for once, would you?
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